Meeting Alice: The Hatter's Point of View

     When I first met Alice, she very rudely invited herself to my table and my tea party that I was having with the March Hare. After she joined us, I asked her if she wanted her hair cut, and she became very offended. She's a very odd little girl who doesn't say that she means very often. She's very easily offended and acts as though she's an adult but she cannot be more than 8 years old. However, I think that if she's going to try to act as though she's older than she is, she needs to learn how to keep time. No year on my watch? Of course not, she didn't have a watch and she's telling me my watch is wrong? How queer. I only speak about what I know, and I know that the butter the March Hare gave me didn't work. I don't care if it was the best butter, it didn't fix my watch. I also issued her constructive criticism concerning her speech patterns, and once again she became angry with me. She hadn't met very many important people for trying to act so important herself. If she's so much more important than me, why hasn't she met Time? She talks about beating up time! How crazy. If she knew Time personally, she might be able to talk to him and have him help her get out of school early, but she didn't want to take the time. Impatient, that girl is. After a while, I tried to tell this odd girl not to talk about things that she didn't think about, and she got mad and left! Who knows if I'll ever see that one again.